that's an acceptable place to lick
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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