Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
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