I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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