go do what you do best...puke behind churches
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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