Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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