no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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