you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Randomize
