Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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