I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
The air taste purple.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
Randomize
