oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Can I color on your dick again?
Alive.
So much puke
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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