You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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