Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Green mimosas i think yes
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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