Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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