do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Randomize
