Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
And the cops told us we were all naked.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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