The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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