his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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