I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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