Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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