I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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