Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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