I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I had to cum in my sink.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
