Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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