Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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