I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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