i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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