I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
vagina is talking i cant
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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