5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
