He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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