you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
