We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
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That's how twitter works, right?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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