I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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