Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Sober January is a disaster.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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