This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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