My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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