At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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