So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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