This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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