I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
from now on my penis is your penis
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
