Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
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