You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Randomize
