New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Holy shit dude........stairs
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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