I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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