happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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