dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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