But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I wanna passion pit in your ass
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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