sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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