The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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