I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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