return my video game
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Randomize
