Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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