do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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