Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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