i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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