im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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