how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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