You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
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